May 2013
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
claydols:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
slenclerman:
yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
Guys Gone Weed: The 17 Types of Stoners →
passthatblunt:
1. The ADHD Kid Signature smoking method: Steamroller He stopped taking his Ritalin a long time ago because it made him feel dead inside. But then he was a total spaz. So to keep himself from jumping around like a psychotic banshee, he started smoking weed. 2….
But that’s hypocritical because I have more than people also
How do people with sooooo much just let other people suffer
5 tags
I hope for the day where we all boycott celebrities until they give each of us at least 10,000 dollars
jennyfromthesock:
all you ladies pop yo pussy like this, shake yo body dont stop dont miss
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
emesew:
life cant always be pizza and blowjobs
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
