DohMyGod.
missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

redneckstoner:

islandcowgirl:

melissa-fit:

Dear god yes

Is this actually a thing? Because I am so down… 

Throw some Dank nugs in there toooo!

redneckstoner:

islandcowgirl:

melissa-fit:

Dear god yes

Is this actually a thing? Because I am so down… 

Throw some Dank nugs in there toooo!

Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. God, so lovely.
(via coyotegold)

versacegravy:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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How smooth is this GIF looped tho

hellablogger:


queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

this post got better with every word

hellablogger:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

this post got better with every word

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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officialprincewilliam:

names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well