DohMyGod.

myhandandmyheart:

MJ was such a badass.

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

yivialo:

Jay-z calling Beyoncé

     now I’m scared

I’m watching Secret Window I’m really happy I can’t remember the ending 

p.s Easter is for Johnny Depp movies

To love someone is to show to them their beauty, their worth and their importance.
Jean Vanier (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.